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Munich Chambers Of Commerce - Some Expensive Talks

(There are several Chambers, This does Not apply to all, eg IHK is OK.)

Some, (not all,) Chambers Of Commerce
charge expensive fees to attend Evening Lectures bundled with surplus Socials, despite:

  • Speakers usually promote their company, government, etc.
    - They should bait their own hooks !
  • Vernisages in Art galleries in Munich do Not charge for their advertising evenings.
  • Viewers don't pay to watch adverts on TV.

Why pay to attend a lecture with Suits, rather than a free lecture or stammtisch with professional technical associates ?

Business Model Of Some Chambers Unattractive ?

  • Bill companies annual membership.
  • Subsidise drinking & eating of employees of member companies.
  • Deny free access to associated business lectures.
  • Pay PR/ad agencies &/or restaurant staff for hot air &/or alcohol etc ;-).
Why pay to meet Business Suits when you can meet other professionals in your field at Free events ?
  • It was greedy bankers & similar etc who triggered the 2008 financial melt down, big investors have been jailed for fraud, & a US lawyer at 13 May 2009 jailed for massive fraud, etc.
  • Yet business Suits charge fees to pre lubricate their events. - Why ? Are their lectures less interesting/ substanial, than those of other professionals ? Where audiences willingly adjourn after, to nearest nominated bar/ restaurant & Pay direct for what they consume ?
  • Those that most consider Social bloat essential, might join advertising account executives & telephone sanitisers, etc in the first rocket of the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy ;-)

What To Do ? Tell Your Chambers Of Commerce:

  • Unbundle the business lecture from the Bloat !
  • Free access to the lecture.
  • Optional charge to enter reception room, Or
    Cash Bar, just like a British Pub
    people get more chance to make contacts, circulating to & from the bar, than standing like dummies at small round tables, with no reason to talk to adjacent unknown tables.
  • In an era of financial stringency, business needs easier access to business lectures, without wasting time & money on payment & registration forms,
  • The bloated Reception/Social: The cocktail circuit Suits & Dresses alcohol & nibbles, possible smoking, jewellery, perfume, high heels, & abundance of PR & marketing droids, vacuous social chat, is Optional, Not Billed As Essential !
  • Publish talks after as .pdf, like conference proceedings; ( Or didn't that last business speaker actually have anything Worth noting ? ;-) Technical speakers usually Do have notes worth publishing. )

PS Environment:

Alcohol, Shaking hands, breathing air in common with hundreds ? Tired metabolisms ate end of day, lower resistance ? In time of increasing frequency of international pandemic risks ( Bird Flu, Swine Flu, etc) ? Flying in guest speakers ? (esp. in times of global warming) ? Perhaps not absolutely ideal ?
... & those Chambers Of Commerce still want us to pay ?
... Rather than go to Free Lectures elsewhere ?

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