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 |  | --- Page Below Partly Obsolete
    ---Obsolete in that there are many refererences to Majordomo,
    & Berklix now uses Mailman instead which is far easier for
    users, but as there's still the odd lazy thus cluless waster
    tries to waste the time of event announcers & lists owners
    to do [un]subscribe requests, this page retained for them.
 
 Lists Are Moving From Majordomo To New
    Easier Mailman Try it
    !
      
        
          | Do Not Ask Us To Do Your [Un]Subscription |  
          | Requests to humans are automatically discarded,
            ignored, or rejected
              Do not waste time asking people DIY. Event announcers, List
              owners, & Majordomo owner will Not waste their
              time doing Your work for you.Moaning Fails, Lazy losers
              eventually Do Their Own
              Work too, but the more lazy annoy themselves
              longer first.No Exceptions Use
              Majordomo There are far too many people on
              many Berklix
              lists to allow Any exceptions.You are No Friend if you are lazy & mean
              & try to waste an unpaid list manager's time,
              when Majordomo does your
              work free.It is Policy To Refuse ! Do Your Own Work
              (Reason: Long ago, some people were lazy &
              did not Do Their Own Work,
              that encouraged many more to be lazy & not DIY & an avalanche of
              unpaid work continued on the majordomo owner. People were so
              lazy some didn't even specify which list[s] they
              wanted & with which addresses, & they asked
              questions about which lists for what etc, that the robot would have also
              answered + they often included other text requiring
              human thought, searching, remembering to do more
              things, & responses to them & or others, all
              distracting the majordomo
              owner to be an ever more unwilling, busier, annoyed
              & unpaid social secretary. When robot owner returned from
              absences, it was to backlogs of requests, sometimes
              repeats, that the robot
              would have dealt with week[s] before. - Never Again !
              DIYDo Not Claim Majordomo Does Not Work ! - It has
              Never failed ! (Lazy non thinkers used to
              claim it, but were proven wrong Every time. Now
              claims are just ignored & deleted as time
              wasters. Periodically a fool tries to post to a whole
              list of hundreds of people, claiming it, &
              requesting an unsubscribe. Such abuse from lazy fools
              is a big reason many of the lists unfortunately had
              to be converted to announce only lists, no longer
              write-able by all subscribers.)List
              postings include how to sub. & unsubscribe., in
              all headers
              & footers.Free mail lists, no adverts, no address
              harvesting etc; You owe us Not to waste our time !
              Address change requests to humans are automatically
              detected & silently deleted unseen. Use Majordomo ! |  
          | Try Majordomo a few
            times, think, learn, Succeed, & tell friends,
              No need to be technically inclined. Just To Think.
                 |  ( Older text to be later merged in from:
 http://www.berklix.org/help/diy.html
    )
 Do It Yourself ! As:
 
      Requests to humans are usually automatically silently
      discarded with spam, rarely seen; If seen, usually ignored;
      if not ignored, manually Rejected, with
      a Standard Reply  ; Never accepted & done manually. 
       No matter how lazy, stupid, or deserving some claim to be,
      who they may moan to, or for how long: Our time is not theirs
      to waste. majordomo@ works
      Free, Use It . Too many lazy people previously wasted my/our time, some
      stupidly even didn't specify which lists they wanted (There's
      30+) & some told lazy friends to also dump work on human
      majordomo-owner, & time wasting avalanched.The Section below is to be merged into above later.
 
      The owners do not waste time on personal subscription
      requests.Don't Ask! - You Will Be Refused, Ignored, Or
      automatically mail discarded unseen.Owner automatically filters mail: Subscription requests
      are deleted un- seen, un- acknowledged, un- answered, un-
      actioned.There are many hundreds of subscribers on Many
      Lists.Too dumb to use Majordomo ? Some
      claim it ! Truth is usually: Too lazy to set mailer to
      send Ascii, type 2 words eg unsubscribe list_name,
      & return the confirmation. Even if you really Are that
      dumb, which the owner doesn't believe, subscriptions are
      still Not done manually for you by the owner. Go ask some
      more competent friend to help you, The owner has No time to
      help you.The owner installed Majordomo because he
      no longer had time to waste doing free manual subscriptions.
      You wouldn't enjoy mailing the owner & waiting, only to
      realise you really have been silently deleted automatically
      unseen, as stated. You wouldn't enjoy waiting to meet the
      owner, just to be refused. The owner doesn't like being
      asked, or refusing either, but he Does refuse, regularly.
      Don't waste time, Don't Ask the owner! Learn how to Do It
      Yourself, or find someone with more time time than
      the owner - The owner has No time to waste. 
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