Please Do Not Mail Me ! - Do Not Wait For A Reply !
Save us both time - My Standard Replies Here
- Automatically sorted in header "Subject:" order.
- In Simple Ascii Email Format.
- Alert: A virus on your computer harvested my address.
- Alert: Fix your spam filter that bounces to faked addresses !
- Alert: Phishing, Attempted Bank Net Fraud. Please report them to police.
- Alert: Registrar, Terminate domain ___ please.
- Alert: Your spam filter faulty, bouncing subscription, unsubscribed.
- Alert: Your web dead. Offer of web hosting fallback.
- Info: CDROM Media Error Report.
- Info: Editor, Which One On Unix ?
- Info: How Not To Compete For Work In Germany. CV/Resume Order etc.
- Info: How to display Headers of your mail
- Info: How to pay a British company from Germany
- Info: Introduce yourself as an event organiser.
- Info: Linux certificates usually red herrings.
- Info: MAC Numbers: All you wanted to know, but were afraid to ask.
- Info: Metric Prefixes.
- Info: Named / Bind / Name Resolver config FAQ.
- Info: Nuisance phone calls - Null messages on an Answerphone ?
- Info: Ski Form Acknowledgement.
- Info: Subscribe to Berklix.Org lists. eg Saturday Beer Gardeners etc.
- Info: UPS Batteries Internal Resistance
- Info: Web Site Wanted
- ISP, Black Hole Listed, Refusal to trace & block a spammer customer.
- ISP, Include English In Your Standard Reply
- ISP, Please Report Your Customer To Police
- ISP, rr.com harbours more spammers
- ISP, Spam With Full Headers appended.
- ISP, Your Spammer customer criminally endangers your business.
- No Automatic Replies Allowed To Mail List or List Owner.
- No Charsets, ie no national alphabets eg German with Umlauts
- No Chinese Charset="gb2312", Rejected.
- No Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, etc
- No Flash - It Cripples Your Web Site.
- No Flash To Me
- No Forums @ Google Used Here
- No Forwarding by me. Subscribe your sender address.
- No Free BSD Support, Buy Support for BSD, Unix, Linux, Internet etc.
- No Free Linux Help, Buy Support for BSD, Unix, Linux, Internet etc.
- No Free Time To Help, Esp. For Subscription Changes. DIY
- No German ! I am an English customer ! Delete German postal address.
- No German From Me - Or Not Enough ? - Why Don't I Speak More ?
- No German From You Unless It's Your Native Language, I'm English.
- No German language at our beer garden events.
- No German Subscription, I did Not subscribe In German.
- No Glitz On Berklix.org Web Site
- No Greetings Cards From Web Sites Seen Here
- No I did NOT spam you
- No Mail Formats
- No Mail In HTML, It Dumps You With Spam.
- No Mail In Microsoft Formats, Mail Rejected Unread.
- No Mail Via HTTP Web Pages, Mail Rejected.
- No Microsoft Used Or Wanted.
- No Moaners To Organisers
- No RBL Server
- No Subscription Requests Forwarded To Me Please
- No Subscription Requests To Me/Us, Use The Free Robot !
- No Tickets In Advance Distribution For Wine Fests !
- No USA local times. Use Global Time GMT=UTC
- No Verbose Footer, Terms Rejected.
- No Virus Warnings To Me.
- Re: For Google+ users: BSD community
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