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Julian H. Stacey - Standard Replies

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Standard Replies

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  1. Alert: A virus on your computer harvested my address.
  2. Alert: Fix your spam filter that bounces to faked addresses !
  3. Alert: Phishing, Attempted Bank Net Fraud. Please report them to police.
  4. Alert: Registrar, Terminate domain ___ please.
  5. Alert: Your spam filter faulty, bouncing subscription, unsubscribed.
  6. Alert: Your web dead. Offer of web hosting fallback.
  7. Info: CDROM Media Error Report.
  8. Info: Editor, Which One On Unix ?
  9. Info: How Not To Compete For Work In Germany. CV/Resume Order etc.
  10. Info: How to display Headers of your mail
  11. Info: How to pay a British company from Germany
  12. Info: Introduce yourself as an event organiser.
  13. Info: Linux certificates usually red herrings.
  14. Info: MAC Numbers: All you wanted to know, but were afraid to ask.
  15. Info: Metric Prefixes.
  16. Info: Named / Bind / Name Resolver config FAQ.
  17. Info: Nuisance phone calls - Null messages on an Answerphone ?
  18. Info: Ski Form Acknowledgement.
  19. Info: Subscribe to Berklix.Org lists. eg Saturday Beer Gardeners etc.
  20. Info: UPS Batteries Internal Resistance
  21. Info: Web Site Wanted
  22. ISP, Black Hole Listed, Refusal to trace & block a spammer customer.
  23. ISP, Include English In Your Standard Reply
  24. ISP, Please Report Your Customer To Police
  25. ISP, harbours more spammers
  26. ISP, Spam With Full Headers appended.
  27. ISP, Your Spammer customer criminally endangers your business.
  28. No Automatic Replies Allowed To Mail List or List Owner.
  29. No Charsets, ie no national alphabets eg German with Umlauts
  30. No Chinese Charset="gb2312", Rejected.
  31. No Facebook, LinkedIn, Twitter, etc
  32. No Flash - It Cripples Your Web Site.
  33. No Flash To Me
  34. No Forums @ Google Used Here
  35. No Forwarding by me. Subscribe your sender address.
  36. No Free BSD Support, Buy Support for BSD, Unix, Linux, Internet etc.
  37. No Free Linux Help, Buy Support for BSD, Unix, Linux, Internet etc.
  38. No Free Time To Help, Esp. For Subscription Changes. DIY
  39. No German ! I am an English customer ! Delete German postal address.
  40. No German From Me - Or Not Enough ? - Why Don't I Speak More ?
  41. No German From You Unless It's Your Native Language, I'm English.
  42. No German language at our beer garden events.
  43. No German Subscription, I did Not subscribe In German.
  44. No Glitz On Web Site
  45. No Greetings Cards From Web Sites Seen Here
  46. No I did NOT spam you
  47. No Mail Formats
  48. No Mail In HTML, It Dumps You With Spam.
  49. No Mail In Microsoft Formats, Mail Rejected Unread.
  50. No Mail Via HTTP Web Pages, Mail Rejected.
  51. No Microsoft Used Or Wanted.
  52. No Moaners To Organisers
  53. No RBL Server
  54. No Subscription Requests Forwarded To Me Please
  55. No Subscription Requests To Me/Us, Use The Free Robot !
  56. No Tickets In Advance Distribution For Wine Fests !
  57. No USA local times. Use Global Time GMT=UTC
  58. No Verbose Footer, Terms Rejected.
  59. No Virus Warnings To Me.
  60. Re: For Google+ users: BSD community

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